ONLY 10 PAIRS AVAILABLE. Swaddle your junk in absurdity, with this special edition pair of "The Absurd" Boxer Briefs!
Your jock will never have more ladies gettin' up on it. Guaranteed.
ships out within 3 days
edition of 10
$40USDor more
T-Shirt/Shirt
The Absurd & Karma Vulture's 2023 Tour Logo tee shirt, made from 100% cotton.
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$23USDor more
Get ALL of The Absurd's tee-shirts from their 2023 Nox Tour, plus one of three tour posters (randomly selected), and a copy of the NOX EP, all for one affordable price!
NOTE: If you want different sizes on different shirts please shoot us a message requesting the specifications you need.
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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$100USDor more
T-Shirt/Shirt
Declare yourself as a citizen of good taste AND fashion, by supporting America's Favorite Rock Band, The Absurd. Be a walking billboard, in this luscious 100% cotton article, and make friends wherever you go!
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$20USDor more
Get the original painting used as the artwork for The Absurd's "NOX" EP. Painted on wooden board, using impasto techniques and acrylic paint, by the band's own bassist Josh Loney.
Each bundle includes a Custom Impasto CD, hand-painted by our own Josh Loney. No two CD's are alike! Plus, get a hand-made "SPORTz 420" jersey, like that worn in the music video for "Like a Hurricane", and a signed "Queen" poster, a 2023 Tour poster, and three more poster varieties. Beyond this you'll get five stickers, including two brand new designs, an Absurd Pin, and a Spaceman Phone Stand, from our sponsor Coast Smokes!
Disclaimer: CD works in standard disc trays and top loading players. Not recommended for push-entry CD players, such as those in modern cars. Please include shirt size preference in the notes of order.
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
ships out within 7 days
edition of 1
$420.69USDor more
Each bundle includes a Custom Impasto CD, hand-painted by our own Josh Loney. No two CD's are alike!
In addition, each bundle comes with a hand-made "SPORTz 420" jersey, like that worn in the music video for "Like a Hurricane". The first to order gets the actual, literal jersey worn in the video!
Plus, get a limited edition "Queen" poster, signed by members of the band, along with a 2023 "Nox Tour" poster, a "Nox" album art poster, and three other posters commemorating the band's three previous releases. Beyond this you'll get five stickers, including two brand new designs, an Absurd Pin, and a Spaceman Phone Stand, from our sponsor Coast Smokes!
ONLY TEN AVAILABLE. A $55 value for only $32!
Disclaimer: CD works in standard disc trays and top loading players. Not recommended for push-entry CD players, such as those in modern cars.
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Poster/Print + Digital Album
Includes 2023 Nox Tour Poster, official art print for "Queen of the Hyrcanian Rainforest", official artwork print, and a limited edition "Get Over It" poster, printed exclusively for the 2023 Tour.
Comes with extra surprises!
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
He can turn a rock into a diamond, what can I say?
Seems a little uptight to me these days
He was messin' with the matches
Trying to pick which one to make the fire burn
But he couldn't decide
Now in the grave he lies
And there was no lesson learned
He couldn't see one day
These thoughts would fade away
All he could hear was fear
So in one place he stayed
One day a storm was born
And it wouldn't leave his brain
All that was left was endless rain
Like a hurricane
Yeah
Like a Hurricane
Yeah
Like a Hurricane
Oooh
Oooh
Oooh
Oooh
One day he started messin' with the art of origami
Meddled with his craft every single day
He never made a thing he didn't throw away immediately
Still he fumbles along to this very day
Well
He couldn't see one day
These thoughts would fade away
All he could hear was fear
So in one place he stayed
One day a storm was born
And it wouldn't leave his brain
All that was left was endless rain
Like a hurricane
Yeah
Like a Hurricane
Yeah
Like a Hurricane
Yeah
Like a Hurricane
Yeah
Like a Hurricane
credits
from NOX EP,
released March 24, 2023
Guitar/Vox - Ben Foerg
Bass - Josh Loney
Drums - Colin Jensen
The Absurd began as a folk rock collaboration between Ben & Josh. Ben's singer-songwriter artistic whims are expressed thusly herein.
Check out Ben's newest track, "The Thin Ice" The Absurd
supported by 9 fans who also own “LIKE A HURRICANE”
Doctor Smoke fills us a prescription of molten riffacilin. Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include euphoria, bewilderment and extreme content. Smooth elixir of melodic groove with a sinister harmony. Take daily, unlimited refills. Bucky
supported by 8 fans who also own “LIKE A HURRICANE”
Have fun trying to keep up, as this badass album rips away from you down the drag strip. Fueled by Metal, Rock and beer, this is one hell of a ride to party to!!! Justin@BlindMouse
Combining crooned murder ballads with raw, angsty hard rock hooks, Melbourne's The Ugly Kings are a wrecking crew well worth watching. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 15, 2021
