ONLY 10 PAIRS AVAILABLE. Swaddle your junk in absurdity, with this special edition pair of "The Absurd" Boxer Briefs!
Your jock will never have more ladies gettin' up on it. Guaranteed.
ships out within 3 days
edition of 10
$40USDor more
T-Shirt/Shirt
The Absurd & Karma Vulture's 2023 Tour Logo tee shirt, made from 100% cotton.
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$23USDor more
Get ALL of The Absurd's tee-shirts from their 2023 Nox Tour, plus one of three tour posters (randomly selected), and a copy of the NOX EP, all for one affordable price!
NOTE: If you want different sizes on different shirts please shoot us a message requesting the specifications you need.
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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$100USDor more
T-Shirt/Shirt
Declare yourself as a citizen of good taste AND fashion, by supporting America's Favorite Rock Band, The Absurd. Be a walking billboard, in this luscious 100% cotton article, and make friends wherever you go!
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$20USDor more
Get the original painting used as the artwork for The Absurd's "NOX" EP. Painted on wooden board, using impasto techniques and acrylic paint, by the band's own bassist Josh Loney.
Each bundle includes a Custom Impasto CD, hand-painted by our own Josh Loney. No two CD's are alike! Plus, get a hand-made "SPORTz 420" jersey, like that worn in the music video for "Like a Hurricane", and a signed "Queen" poster, a 2023 Tour poster, and three more poster varieties. Beyond this you'll get five stickers, including two brand new designs, an Absurd Pin, and a Spaceman Phone Stand, from our sponsor Coast Smokes!
Disclaimer: CD works in standard disc trays and top loading players. Not recommended for push-entry CD players, such as those in modern cars. Please include shirt size preference in the notes of order.
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
ships out within 7 days
edition of 1
$420.69USDor more
Each bundle includes a Custom Impasto CD, hand-painted by our own Josh Loney. No two CD's are alike!
In addition, each bundle comes with a hand-made "SPORTz 420" jersey, like that worn in the music video for "Like a Hurricane". The first to order gets the actual, literal jersey worn in the video!
Plus, get a limited edition "Queen" poster, signed by members of the band, along with a 2023 "Nox Tour" poster, a "Nox" album art poster, and three other posters commemorating the band's three previous releases. Beyond this you'll get five stickers, including two brand new designs, an Absurd Pin, and a Spaceman Phone Stand, from our sponsor Coast Smokes!
ONLY TEN AVAILABLE. A $55 value for only $32!
Disclaimer: CD works in standard disc trays and top loading players. Not recommended for push-entry CD players, such as those in modern cars.
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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edition of 10
3 remaining
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Poster/Print + Digital Album
Includes 2023 Nox Tour Poster, official art print for "Queen of the Hyrcanian Rainforest", official artwork print, and a limited edition "Get Over It" poster, printed exclusively for the 2023 Tour.
Comes with extra surprises!
Includes unlimited streaming of NOX EP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
ships out within 7 days
$7USDor more
lyrics
She finds a seat, takes a drag on a cigarette, leans back on the wall
She does her best to keep it hidden, not to be so conspicuous and all
He looks around for a ring or a man, sees neither and makes his move
Before he can speak, she puts her number in his hand and says
Baby, you know what to do
Low lights goin’ down
Nobody’s around
She went until the risin’ of the sun
And that was when his lonely heart was won
She wags her tail, slithers like a snail, over to the kitchen the next day
He’s sittin’ high n mighty, lookin’ at his Aphrodite, searchin’ for the words to say
But a pain strikes his chest as he looks to the west
And the words just fade away
The mighty king is stricken by a perilous condition
On a sunny summer day
Low lights goin’ down
Nobody’s around
She went until the risin’ of the sun
And that was when his lonely heart was won
Do it to me, baby, one more time, mama
Do it one more time
Do it to me, baby, one more time, mama
Do it one more time
Fuck me, baby, one more time, mama
Do it one more time
Low lights goin’ down
Nobody’s around
She went until the risin’ of the sun
And that was when his lonely heart was won
The Absurd began as a folk rock collaboration between Ben & Josh. Ben's singer-songwriter artistic whims are expressed thusly herein.
Check out Ben's newest track, "The Thin Ice" The Absurd
supported by 9 fans who also own “QUEEN (OF THE HYRCANIAN RAINFOREST)”
Doctor Smoke fills us a prescription of molten riffacilin. Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include euphoria, bewilderment and extreme content. Smooth elixir of melodic groove with a sinister harmony. Take daily, unlimited refills. Bucky
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